ABOUT THE CLIENT

His claim that this is his 4th incarnation as a pirate has been documented in History books.  He once fired the ashes of a deceased friend out of a cannon, as an act of piracy.  He maintains an all-female gun crew.  He served his country in the armed services on two continents.  If you were to raid his digs whilst he is out of port, chances are his crew will kill you and eat you.  He discovered the Fountain of Youth, quite by accident.  Pirate Luminate consult with him on a regular basis.  He is a Member of The Order of Leviathan.  He once refused an Admiralty Commission.  He invented Demon Rum (not recommended.  He once crowned a Pirate Queen as an excuse to throw a party.  He sired nearly half the children on the Spanish Maine.  He is wanted in several States and as many Countries.  If you were to see him, you’d swear you’ve already met.  He prefers “the kind”.  Everywhere he goes, he is treated like a visiting dignitary.